I Wanna Shoot Myself

I was looking up some friends of mine on myspace and I became frustrated as ever because of how slow the pages where loading....then I came to a conclusion why myspace pages are unusually sluggish. It is because people put the most random CRAP on their pages. Dumbass backgrounds, stupid purevolume streams, and videos of the latest p.diddy, puff-dadday, who's-your-daddy remix streaming (at the sametime as well).

Here is the deal...every little "cool" thing that you put on your page has to be downloaded for a user to experience and when you have 8000 things going on at once it bogs down the server(s) thus causing people to have wait around for your senseless flashing background to load up, which by the way clashes so bad you can't read what your profile, interests, etc are, which in case you didn't know was what people came to see...not to listen to the latest top-40 hit. If I wanna torture myself with Beyonce's "Check on It" I'll downloaded illegally like a normal person and shove nails into my brain to fullfill my bizarre fetish, but let that be my choice not yours.

Keep it simple, less is more.